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What is an epic fail?
The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.
Ernest Hemingway
A box is here
It’s that same violet box
He’s telling me to open it No!
No, Mido, don’t
Don’t open it no matter what
If you open it something terrible will happen
That’s why we’re playing Cat in the Bag.
To preserve moraI decency.
Now the kid is in the bag.
Now let’s see if Mommy’s titties sag.
We don’t want to hurt the kitty-cat. right?
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun !
Mrs. X : Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?
Henry : Why?
Mrs. X : Did you?
Henry : Why are you asking me this question?
Mrs. X : I have a very good reason. But now I want you to tell me.
Henry : I… I’m very… I love Mary.
Mrs. X : Henry, I asked you if you and Mary had sexual intercourse.
Henry : I… I don’t think it’s any of your business.
Mrs. X : Henry!
Henry : Sorry.
Mrs. X : You’re in very bad trouble if you won’t cooperate.
Henry : Well… I… Mary!
Mary : Mother!
Mrs. X : Answer me!
Henry : I’m too nervous.
Mrs. X : There’s a baby. It’s at the hospital.
Mary : Mom!
Mrs. X : And you’re the father.
Henry : That’s impossible… It’s only been…
Mary : Mother, they’re still not sure it is a baby.
Mrs. X : It’s premature, but there’s a baby. After the two of you are married which should be very soon, you can pick the baby up.
